Welcome to my lifestyle. Toddlers are a distinctive and relentless sort of wacked.
Your two-year-previous questioned for the blue cup… and you gave them the blue cup? You silly, naive fool. They didn’t actually want the blue cup. They wished the green cup. No hold out, the pink cup. Or no cup. Actually, their h2o bottle. Not the orange 1, the pink just one. Oh hold out, they’ll drink the rest of your can of Perrier, thank you really a lot. Yah, that’s it. *brain explodes*
Toddlers are a wacky bunch, unburdened by popular courtesy, emotional restraint, rational considering and the like. They want what they want when they want it, whether it’s a mouth complete of bathwater or a stability toilet plunger. But they’re also the most hilarious minimal creatures in the entire world. Cue the memes! We’ve rounded up the most LOL and eerily accurate depictions of toddlerdom. Get pleasure from.
Also so. significantly. urine.
She experienced a berry good night.
Not gonna lie, was not the greatest weekend.
Shit, that’s a new 1.
No disgrace + stolen phone = potty training digicam roll bash
Send out coffee and prayers. (Credit: @thequestionablemom)
This is why we stress-take in ’til 2 a.m. (By @thedad.father)
Why are they like this?!
Toddlers generally convey the drama.
Wait around right until you listen to mommy’s Sunday evening grunts. (By @spritch29)
Really do not ignore the stickers. So a lot of stickers. In all places.
Is there a PhD for mess-building?
That very last little bit of havoc I wreaked was notably exhausting.
Who realized so a lot of fights would be about sticks?!
And from that day forth, they realized every little thing about almost everything.
Modest but terrifying.
Tonight’s the night!
Shout out to all the mothers and fathers setting up to consider their toddler to a cafe tonight hoping this time will be diverse.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 25, 2022
I’m a monster.
Oh, and a tiny wine if you are so inclined.
In this article comes the flood.
If I can not see you there is no way you can see me.
Not so speedy.
As always, your trash is your toddler’s treasure. (Credit score: @winecheezits)
They genuinely do get in the way of your designs, really don’t they.
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