How to change diapers with super long nails: a Cardi B tutorial

The mother of two shared a diaper-modifying demo on her Twitter that has remaining us all in awe.

Do you at any time see someone with stunning lengthy nails and wish you could have them, too—but cut your fantasy quick because you’re a mom and which is just not realistic. Very well, rapper and mother-of-two Cardi B is right here to demonstrate all the mamas of the world that you can, in truth, have it all.

When fellow rapper and new mom Kash Doll tweeted asking Cardi for suggestions on how to change diapers with very long nails, Cardi was brief to pass on her specialist information. The 29-12 months-previous, who welcomed little one Wave Established Cephus previous September with husband Offset, responded with a hilarious demonstration. With two young children beneath her belt, Cardi really should be an professional-stage diaper changer, and from the appear of it, she’s obtained it down to a science.

In the clip, Cardi wears shiny red, prolonged, stiletto-formed nails as she demonstrates us how to take out a poopy diaper. Very first, she uses the diaper to wipe all the imaginary poop absent and provides “you constantly wanna make guaranteed you clean up the butt cheeks,” hilariously repeating the phrases “the butt cheeks” about and over once again for emphasis.

Even though the Grammy-profitable artist puts the bear on its aspect to clear its powering, a rightfully puzzled 3-12 months-outdated Kulture shows up and asks her: “Mommy…why you cleansing the butt of the bear?” Struggling to make clear the odd circumstance she’s been caught in, Cardi laughs and responds with “…it’s a prolonged tale.” We wouldn’t know what to say both, Cardi.

Cardi then notes that you have to make guaranteed to clean up all the crevices—especially on boys, who she claims have “more crevices than girls”—as she employs a wipe to clean up the stuffed animal, earning positive to preserve her terrifyingly sharp nails away from its… fur the entire time. Eventually, she expertly provides the bear a clean new diaper. (Is it just us or was that part weirdly fulfilling to view?)

Then arrives the most demanding endeavour with these prolonged nails—doing the snaps on the onesie. “This is the element I detest the most,” admits Cardi, as she effortlessly clips the onesie anyways. She explains, “I really do not know if it is for the reason that I have two kids so I could most likely do it a minor more quickly. Possibly for the reason that I’ve been carrying nails this prolonged considering the fact that I was 19.” As in, you are witnessing a pro at perform.

Cardi wraps the clip by bit by bit and meticulously dressing the stuffed bear in blue trousers, just one leg at a time. She reassures Kash Doll that this portion can be challenging but is even now doable. All the while, Kulture, who’s been looking at the full ordeal unfold, cannot aid but inquire once again, “Mommy, why you doing that to the bear?” Cardi laughs before repeating once again, “it’s a extended tale, Kulture.”

Look at out the full clip down below.

All right girl sooo I just produced a complete video clip Trust me you will get the dangle of it! Even so I do sense like boys are tougher to clean,they acquired more crevices. https://t.co/b2CeTstz1L pic.twitter.com/80PEcWlMIJ

— Cardi B (@iamcardib) May 17, 2022

Many thanks for the tutorial, Cardi. Possibly it is time we addressed ourselves to that lovable manicure after all.